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The World is Crazy

When I was younger I knew nothing but love, happiness and structure. Today I am faced with debt, drama, hate and other crazy things. For example, just last night I went out on a date with a guy that had an extremely odd Newcastle escort foot fetish. Back when I was just a child, I never would have thought someone could be so disgusting. Some times I am scared to have children because I do not want to bring them up in a world full of all this crazy stuff. Now when you bring your child some where you have to worry about them being kidnapped, verbally abused or having them witness a person doing drugs or committing a crime. To me that is just unacceptable. If and when I have children I will do my best to keep the innocent for as long as possible.


August 29, 2014 in Dating
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Just One Wish

I am so tired of being the last one at the office everyday and always working overtime to cover everybody. I think this week I’m going to ask for a couple of days off to treat myself to a date with a beautiful woman from Sheffield escorts and maybe a night out on the town. I am just so tired from working so much that every night when I get home I passed out on my couch right away without even having time to make dinner or speak with anybody. It is getting very old as I have no life other than work. I think I deserve to have a couple nights off, even if it is just one I will be satisfied. I know my boss will understand because he is a hardworking man himself and very rarely takes a break. So hopefully when I talk to him tomorrow morning he will be very considerate and understanding of my situation and grant me my wish.


August 3, 2014 in Lifestyle
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Never thought this would happen

So my friend called me. She told me something happened that I would never believe. So I invited her over and put on a pot of coffee. When she came over, we sat down and she told me everything that went on in the past few weeks.

My jaw just dropped when she started talking. I had no idea she was that bad off financially. When she told me that she had fixed her money problems by becoming an escort with Middlesbrough escorts I was shocked.
Then she assured me that she was fine. Being an escort was the best thing she could have done for herself. She enjoys the work, has enough money to pay the bills. Plus she gets to eat a restaurants and go to places she never thought she would ever go. I am almost jealous enough to sign up to be an escort myself. I am so glad my friend is happy.


July 19, 2014 in Happiness
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St. Patrick’s Day

Last year I purchased a ticket to join a St. Patrick’s Day party bus bar hop. The ticket was $40.00 and we were stopping at 5 of the most popular bars in the downtown area. I had never done this before so I thought that I would give it a shot, I like to put down a beer or two. The night started off kind of boring because I did not know anyone.

After about two bar stops a woman sat next to me and seemed to be a little buzzed. We started flirting and continued to hang out at the next couple of stops. I was standing at the bar and she came up and gave me an unexpected kiss. I quickly responded and did not hold back at all! Later that night she informed me that she was a Leeds escort and wanted to go back to my place for the night.


July 13, 2014 in Dating
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A Little Bit Ashamed

I cannot believe what happened last night. I went out with my sister and we ended up spending the night at some random guys house. At first I remember going to a restaurant together and having dinner before we hit the club. Around midnight is when I started to lose memory of what happened. Apparently we met up with two guys from the Nottingham escort agency shortly after midnight. After we met with them we chilled at the club for the last hour it was open and then headed back to their place. This morning when me and my sister woke up we looked at each other and ran out of the house laughing. We could not believe what we had done and we couldn’t help but feel a little bit ashamed.


July 12, 2014 in Beer And Wine
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What Do I Say

I was cleaning my son’s room last night and when I was emptying out the pockets of his jeans I found a small card that said Leeds escorts on it and had a girls name at the bottom. I do not know much about the escort business but what I do know is that my son is too young to be having this type of number in his pants pocket. I plan on talking to him tonight and asking him what the card is all about. I would bring his father into the conversation but I honestly think he would just sit there and laugh as he was the same way when he was younger. So I will take this on myself in hopes that my son will sit down and listen to what I have to say.


July 10, 2014 in Parenting
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It’s a New Year, so Why Not?

It’s a new year and a new year should bring a new slate. A new slate means a new beginning. My last child has moved out of the house and my longtime partner, my husband has been passed away for 5 years now, so it truly is a new beginning. I have mulled it over with my closest friends over the last few months trying to decide if this would be the best path to take and now with the new year, I have to decide why not? Why not take a chance and why not take life by the reigns and live for myself again?

Fuck buddy girls is not taboo and it is not frowned upon. Adults, after caring for their families, should have the opportunity to live for themselves once the nest has become empty, so here I go and I can say that I am looking forward to a new chapter.


June 21, 2014 in Lifestyle
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Thanks To The Boss

The years of marriage had taken a toll on my health and life. At age 50, I was used up and worn out. Two months ago my wife walked out of my life and left with everything I owned. She left me with everything we owed, so I guess she felt it was fair enough. The only change was the business trip to Europe to set up the new headquarters for the company I worked for.

I was tired and my confidence was shot. So when my boss called I expected bad news. He just said he had called some Edinburgh escorts and I had a date. Two hours later I was out on the town having a great time. She was one of the oldest escorts they had available, but she was still younger than me. But not so young I felt uncomfortable. It was fun, it was nasty and I am transferring to Edinburgh in two months. Thanks boss.


March 25, 2014 in Travel
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